“No. I’m the wrong guy. Bulbous Fumblefore lives two doors down…”
While he really needed to pee, Albus absent-mindedly opened the Room of Requirement…
That Men At Work doorbell had some unforeseen drawbacks.
“Scene 74, take 47”
“it’s me, Sugar!”
“Who the @#$# is knocking on my door at 11:30 PM?”
No, I’m not interested in discussing our lord and savior, and don’t leave any literature.
Oh shit. I told Luna not to cast that fertility spell on the mice. At least the owls will be well fed for the next month.
A goodly lot. I truly enjoyed
but the winner is…
Well thought, Ferris!
Thanks, @Prof.Pepperwinkle
Next up:
On edit - is it the https that causes the picture to show within a box link, or some other reason why I can’t post it as a full-sized image? 
The link I’m seeing is not to the actual image but to a site. To embed a picture it should end with .jpg .png or such.
Here you go, @Ferris :
Many thanks, I’ll remember for next time!
American tourists are notoriously bad at strip rock paper scissors, and so are often taken advantage of by local apparel merchants.
“It’s a deal. Three bottles of sunscreen for one hijab.”
“We represent… the Sexy Babe League, the Sexy Babe League, the Sexy Babe League…”
Watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice tonight, which lead me to this caption for the last picture:
Its starting to rain. I used to worry about leaving the cake in the rain, and the sweet icing flowing down, but now it seems like I’m a new man!
“Here’s the deal. We swap clothes for the day and see if our husbands notice.”
“More clothing is sexier. You see all the men are on our side.”
Some fine entries and difficult to choose a favourite, but @Buck_Godot came out on top.
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