A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

The “vertical vs. horizontal” pastie debate goes back further than most people know.

Many centuries ago, mens’ hairlines were fire.

Early chefs struggled with “plating”.

“Always remember, when you’re doing a tonsurectomy …”

Barrettes Gone Wild.

Monday grinding, Tuesday weld.

John the Baptist said he’d pay for the entertainment. We took care of the tip.

Mike, your honest opinion please… hat, or monk wig?

“Off the top of my head, I think your plan for instant sainthood might have a few problems.”

“Last night’s party? Yeah, things got a little hairy.”

The first recorded instance of the Chia Pet Afro.

Medieval courts could be quite literal when it came to meting out punishment for unauthorized ticket sales.

“I told them: a LITTLE off the top!”

(Not in play: WTF is that from?)

Saint Denis and Saint Piatus, missionaries to pagan France. Denis picked up his head after being decapitated and kept preaching. He is the patron saint of syphilitics. Piatus of Tournai is accurately shown with only the top if his head removed.

Lots of good stuff but I gotta go with this one.
You’re up Slithy_Tove.

Thanks Buck.
Alfred Eisenstaedt:

Beatlesmania, the early years.

They had never seen a hot dog eaten that way.

Is that…ice cream?