As the students screamed their hatred, Mr. Bickman was slowly raised into the air, face turning purple as his legs kicked weakly.
Ultimately, the revolution failed when the bell for recess rang.
ninja’d.
Hey kids! Who likes pizza… with pineapple on it?
Look, it’s Santa, and he’s got a dead snake!
When Weebles fell.
“Bennie Goodman! I want to have your kids!”
Playground magicians shouldn’t be allowed to saw anybody in half.
“Look under the middle shell!!”
Thank you everyone, and thank you Elmer for this winning entry
Thanks!
Back to school…
Mr. GroWNNCH and his 1st grade alternative humans class.
Moms for Liberty will seize upon this new twist, where it’s the students who are grooming the teacher
That really crosses the line.
I approve.
< moves line >
The teacher’s pet gets to pet the teacher.
The back wall photos are in memorandum, and nobody suspects Littlefoot.
Which is more unbelievable - the teacher is Bigfoot, or 22 kindergarteners sitting calmly and smiling?
Chewy longed for the day when his classmates would get taller and he could finally sit in the front row on picture day.
An early class photo of Christopher Chabris and Daniel Simons, before they took up psychology.
Harry may not be an outstanding student, but at least he stood out in class pictures.
The winner:
I like that you explained that A.I. weirdness. It’s like all those kids in the pictures were presidents of the USA.