A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Pennywise: The Next Generation

Judy Collins’ nightmare.

A second later, the photographer was eaten. Partially.

Here Winston, an old Indian trick I learned:

Joannie Wayne Gacy

“Doesn’t Frieda look cute in her clownerhosen?”

In hindsight, booking the Insane Clown Posse for Oktoberfest wasn’t a good idea.

-“BB”-

The daughter of The Joker and Harlequin had trouble making friends.

“Trick or tr-… oh, who am I kidding? It’s gonna be trick for you, mister!”

“Welcome to the new, shortened Ringling Bros. & Barnum & Bailey Circus!”

A cynical ploy to cram even more clowns into a car.

It’s the Malibu Stacy John Wayne Gacy

It’s the “Partially” that did it. @running_coach , you’re up

Who doesn’t like leftovers?

“Geico. We insure your car and home. Not your health.”

“Just get me a smoke,” she says. The things a reptile gotta do to get laid these days.

I’d crawl a mile for a Camel.

“Other brands drive me up the wall, but I’ll always stick with a Chesterfield!”

Sorry folks, I don’t know where my head’s been. @knoodler, you’re up.

Thanks for putting me in, Coach!