Posers. That little girl is almost two and she’s not packing her own heat yet?
Constitutional Sheriff, so long as the Americans fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel as you are.
“Next time don’t show up with a guest unless the invitation actually says AND guest!”
(Not in play) What happened when mobsters tried to assassinate a woman at her wedding– to a police detective whose colleagues were half or more of the wedding party:
Er, guys, the reverend said ‘speak now, or forever hold your PEACE’.
‘Wed or Dead!’, the spinoff series from ‘Married At First Sight’.
Republican self defense manual: Note proper defensive cover placement by order of value where the girl is used as cover by the woman who is used as cover by the man.
Incidentally @knoodler where did you find this?
I don’t remember. I’ve had it in my cache for about a year I think.
After I posted I realized I should’ve used a Halloween theme.
Just Another Red Wedding
The family that shoots together goes deaf together.
“Just try to take our guns, Kamala!”
We have a winner! @Prof.Pepperwinkle
I was hoping for “Shootout with the OK Chorale”
Thank you! And in keeping with the Holiday…
Well, it’s officially Taylor Swift Days this weekend in central Indiana.
“I sent my son to school one day and Kamala forced him to get a trans operation and he came back looking like this!”
“We secretly replaced her underarm deodorant with Nair. Let’s see if she notices.”
“And my hands forming a heart will go on and ooooooooooooon…”
She’s so talented, she can play her guitar without using her hands!
This is the hoop he has to jump through. This is the microphone he’ll be blasted with if he can’t
Afterward, the guitar was sold at auction so a MAGAt could take a hammer to it.
Next, the wedding couple will shoot through Taylor’s heart-hands!