Although undeniably talented, Taylor still managed to stuff up the chorus of ‘Y.M.C.A’.
Fed up with fans that just won’t leave her alone, Taylor tries to blend in at her family Christmas Tree farm.
Wow! So many good responses!
Runner up:
And our Winner!
Thanks!
Here’s a scoop for you: she’s my wife!
Some reliable construction company you are! You didn’t even empty the bucket scoop!
Just 'cause it’s the first of November doesn’t mean you’re allowed to trash my Halloween decorations!
OHSA
Starring Steve Forester
A Quinn Martin Production
Tonight’s episode: Reg. 1926.600(a)(6)(i) on a Dead Man’s Chest!
Al, you moron, you’re supposed to rob the grave when the corpse is still fresh!
Scoop! There it is! Scoop! There it is!
Looks like someone didn’t want to save with Geico.
Failing to detect a pulse in his patient, Dr. Jones confronted the ‘physiotherapist’.
The winner:
Upon a plate, in splendor dost thou lie,
With zest and tang so sweet,
Thy graham crust and creamy heart do vie
For souls that seek a taste so pure, a treat.
A newly minted Prince.
Would you like a slice of envy pie?
“No, m’lady. I have not sampled your ware. Why dost thou ask?”
“You fit four and twenty blackbirds in this? Four blackbirds maybe, but surely not four and twenty.”
Miss Piggy’s attempt at a tart had a strange effect on Kermit.
Why didst thou not tell me a Grasshopper Pie was not made with real grasshoppers before I donned my disguise and lured them into the kettle?