“Buy now, and I’ll throw in a second left-handed bacon stretcher, for free!”
Henry R. Bumfuzzle and the first production model of his new Slogdolliper.
(Not shown — the seven-man crew required to operate and maintain the machine.)
-“BB”-
On a similar theme, and with apologies to Prof Frink from The Simpsons (probably)…
“My machine is capable of predicting the winner of the 2024 Presidential election… and if you just wait a few more seconds… here we go… and the winner will be… a small village in northern France just outside Paris, famed for its fine wine and cheese. Hmmm…well that doesn’t seen to have worked…”
“It’s the best durn mousetrap you’ll ever see!”
Prof. Pepperwinkle’s father and his first oscillating overthruster.
[not an entry]
beats a path to @knoodler’s door
[nae]
The latest in eugenics: an artificial womb that will bear White Christian infants adverse to self-pollution and can recite A Message to Garcia at birth.
The first electric toothbrush was not a huge seller.
The early prototype for the Banana Splits’ Calliopasaxaviatrumparimbaclaribasotrombaphone
Edison’s “Mechanical Uterus” was so slow the babies came out as 80-year-old geezers.
Belly button lint remover.
They laughed at Alfred’s time machine right up until he started winning the lottery every week…
Timely, and it made me laugh:
All yours, @Ferris !
“Judas, your invitation stated a plus-one. It did not state a plus-one-dozen.”
(Not in play)
Remember the outrage over the “Drag Queens posing as da Vinci’s Last Supper” at the Paris Olympics? This painting was the inspiration for that tableau vivant, nothing to do with Jesus
The highlight of bacchanals was the baby tossing.
“Well, my broker is E.F. Hutton, and E.F. Hutton says…”
S-A-T-Y-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!
S-A-T-Y-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!
Given what’s happened in the last 24 hours, it’s no wonder that the number of entries is down a bit. Thanks to @running_coach for giving me the biggest, much-needed laugh! You win.