A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Thanks!

A whistleblower at the Disney Company has leaked long buried photos of what was found in Jim Henson’s basement after his death.

The kids of the Cousins’ family pose for the Christmas Card photo.

The last classroom photo of the children of Corn, Nebraska.

Stay long enough and the changes become irreversible.

Oompa Loompa, Loopidy Doo, we’ve got a paternity case for you.

Sadly, as the only redhead in the class, Jessica was mercilessly teased for being ‘the weird one’.

“Like our human dolls?”

The Prof takes it.

Thanks! Here we are…

“No, Wile E. Coyote! You’re chasing the wrong bird!”

“Pilgrims, hell! I’m running from the fat guy in the red suit!”

-“BB”-

:notes:Thursday is the day
Poor Turkey has to die.
:notes:

Thanksgiving Day Special: “Leave it To Cleaver”.

Billy, that was a very inappropriate thing you did with the turkey baster!

This turkey is about to be killed by hand with a sharp knife.

“Just what bone do you intend to make a wish on?!?”

Les Nessman claims that’s the one which survived the drop.

Guys, I just saw Mariah Carey warming up, you know what that means… ruuuuuunnnnnnnn!!!

My own would have been: “If Biden’s not pardoning Hunter, he’s sure not gonna pardon me!”

I like a lot of these, but the winner is: