A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Our Customers Are Crazier than Our Prices!!!

When compulsive shopping therapy goes wrong.

The railroad siding scene from Schlindler’s Christmas List.

You realize you could have just stayed home and ordered it from Amazon, right?

Pictured: our ‘Maxi-shredder’ range deals effortlessly with lawyers’ testicles, as well as all your incriminating documents.

Another case where first is best! You’re up @Spoons!

Thanks! Given that we had a snowfall last night, at least in my location, this seems appropriate for the next one:

My balls! Come back!

Mr. Mistoffelees does a trick with The Rum Tum Tugger.

“I could have danced all night! I could have danced all night!”

Whiskas regretting doing his flying squirrel impression so late in the year.

“Where are those snow birds I keep hearing about?”

Mittens vs Windex

“I’m open! I’m open! Throw it to me!”

Alpine Volleyball is the latest sport in the Kitty Olympics.

Gotta say, I did like this one:

But I think this one is going to take this round (the photo reminded me of volleyball too):

All yours, @needscoffee !

“Cabbage Patch Kid? That was decades ago!”

Oh, I see, you’ve got those fancy-assed shoe thingies on your feet. Lah-di-dah!

Small boy: “You know they say ‘you are what you eat’… well, I ain’t eatin no more cabbages if this is what happens…”