“No, I am not married to Mr. Corned Beef.”
No, you were not found under a leaf in my garden. That was just your parent’s way of not wanting to tell you about sex.
“First time on a farm, eh? How much experience have you boys got of picking caterpillars out of petticoats?”
Salad days call for cabbage ways.
“You’re neither cabbages nor kings. Calloo callay, now go away.”
Yes, I had my misgivings when my husband took out that insurance policy on me, but then I’d always cherished my Mary Engelbreit refrigerator magnet “bloom where you’re planted.”
“Can’t you kids just leaf me alone?”
“Yes, I’m originally from Belgium. Why do you ask?”
-“BB”-
You’re up, Mr. @Knowed_Out!
It’s been a while. Let’s see what I can dig up…
“The job’s okay, but I really hate taking inventory.”
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got another story for you.
Oompa Loompa, grumpy and stern,
Listen to this tale and you’ll quickly learn.
In a small shop on Candy Lane,
Works a retail clerk who’s a real pain.
With a frown as sour as lemon drops,
She’s the grumpiest in all the sweet shops.
We seldom see how Baroness Von Bon Bon’s peasants live and work.
Debbie Downer loves her new job at the Candyland edibles candy factory!
Everyone tells me how pretty the house is. What no one understands is how much work I have to do to fix the damage from those two brats!
“Something tells me that Hansel and Gretel should be by any minute now …”
The Monsanto/Disney merger promised a much better gift shop experience.
The movies never even hinted as to the existence of MRS. Willie Wonka.
-“BB”-
“I’m a diabetic who has sinned, according to the Lord. And thus, I’m in hell.”
Come with me
And you’ll be
In a world of pure type 2 diabetes