New flash! Beloved Confectioner Dies in Bizarre Gobstopper Accident! Sister Inherits Factory, Vows to Turn Into Memorial Amusement Park!
(In an unrelated story: Boy reported missing; Family believes foul play involved; Boy’s grandfather gives interview from bed shared with three other people.)
All yours Elmer.
You all may have recognized that as the AI fail that promoted the much-maligned Willy Wonka Experience. Turns out the creator of the event just got on the sex offender registry.
Try this…
Tryptophan by osmosis?
Tim finds out that Cocaine Turkey does not fit up his nose.
Sheila discovers that the turkey was named Audrey.
She was sure that an hour in the microwave on “defrost” would have the turkey ready to cook in time.
I CAN’T DECIDE WHICH FLAVOR TO USE!
(Yes, Discord, that is a sentence)
Wait… maybe it was the turkey that needed to marinate for six hours?
Redneck ten-course Thanksgiving dinner.
(booze, sic cans of brew, the turkey, the rooster sauce, and seasoning)
-“BB”-
“I thought Warren Buffet meant something these days!”
The winner!
Thanks, @Elmer_J.Fudd !
Next up:
The Willy Wonka Experience is back, and somehow they made it even crappier this time!
Bonnie and Clyde: The Prequel
Come, my dear. Let me give you a ride on my penny-farthing.
Ah, Steampunk nostalgia. While we’re at it let’s steam cans so we don’t die from ptomaine
Why Steampunk weddings never took off: exh. D
I’m going to give @knoodler this one. Apologies for perhaps a weaker picture (in terms of potential) than most.
Alright! Let’s get busy with the captions!
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