His resistance deflated as he was frog-marched away.
After this very public humiliation, he finally relented and signed up for HIMS as Miss Piggy had been imploring.
It’s not easy bein’ green… and 35 feet tall.
Kermit’s date with Miss Piggy really took it out of him.
-“BB”-
“Oh, the muppetanity!”
Hang on! These aren’t my tadpoles…!
All are great but I gotta go with the historical reference:
You’re up Elmer!
Thanks!
“If you think that’s creative, wait until you see the stuffing.”
“I don’t care if it is Thanksgiving. This is Chicago. GET THAT KETCHUP AWAY FROM THOSE HOT DOGS, DAMMIT!”
Pfft! It’s a wiener meal for my wiener kids.
With apologies to Prefab Sprout…
Hot dog
Not a frog
It’s a turkey
I see that Lileks’ “Gallery of Regrettable Food” has been updated.
Oh I’d love to be an Oscar Mayer turkey
Made of hot dogs and served with fries
'Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer turkey
There’d be nothing left to tantalize.
Takeru Kobayashi’s Thanksgiving meal
Joey Chestnut ate it first!
First we’ll pretend this is an edible turkey, then pretend the Cardinals are a watchable team
Maybe, but Kobayashi has a “k” in it, and k’s are funny.
MKR - Abomination Edition.
The winner!