Okay, one more for Thanksgiving!
“Save the liver…”
Trust me, you can have a lot of pleasure with a pound of butter and a game old bird like m- this!”
“First, you do this … then you do this … and then … Ta-Daa!”
Miss Julia and Her Dancing Turkey
Our guest today in the kitchen is my old uterus. And she’ll be showing us how to make authentic New Orleans beignets!
While @Ferris did a great job of ruining both Thanksgiving and Julia Child for me, I have to give the holiday honor to @Slithy_Tove for coming up with one of the weirdest captions in both Partt I and Part II of this contest.
Go for it @Slithy_Tove and please stay away from my grandchild!
Why thanks! I guess we can start the Christmas season now
A young Clark Kent meets Santa.
I’d rather deck Santa than Deck The Halls.
I’m an Elf, not a Dwarf!
The highlight of The North Pole Christmas Dinner was the battle over who gets to wear Rudolph’s mummified head.
Hulk Hogan: The Early Years
Move over, Elf On the Shelf, Santa On The Floor is the latest craze.
Hermie gets his 23andMe results.
A Martian conquers Santa Claus.
Mom warned me about strange men asking if I want to sit in their lap.
‘Naughty List’ this, m***** f*****!
Stranger danger! Take that, you old perv!
That’s for bringing me Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge last Christmas when I wanted Bonestorm, you b*****d!!