Behavior like that should get him enough coal in his stocking, we’ll be able to heat the orphanage until spring!
(spoken by one of the nuns in the background)
-“BB”-
Okay @running_coach, as Stalin said “sometimes quantity has a quantity all its own.” Take it away, E for effort boy!
Gladly!
In keeping with the season…
Another of the 43 macaque monkeys who escaped from a research facility in South Carolina was captured, after being lured into what she thought was a visit from Santa Claus.
Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me a monkey in a Christmas tree.
“I’ve got a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters producing the works of Shakespeare. And all she wants in a Barbie Dream House. Oh, and a pair of pants.”
The monkey ventriloquist act didn’t get much further than “Ook ook ack ack.”
Christmas, 1966. Tiger Beat reader, Debby, receives first prize in the “Win a Date with a Monkee” contest. Second prize was a date with Peter Tork.
Santa DID bring me a baby sister!!
-“BB”-
@Elmer_J.Fudd gets to open the special stocking.
Gotta say, a date with anyone named Tork would be twisted.
Thanks!
“The one time I leave Rudolph behind, this bozo slams into us!”
“Yeah, another DWA - driving while Alien!”
The ETs had tried to capture the wrong Comet.
“ET want phone call.”
Santa Claus really conquers the Martians!
“Well, probably a few sherries that people had left out for me, but apart from that, nothing at all, officer.”
The winner:
Thanks Elmer!
Sticking with the alien theme:
