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“Why does that one Roman soldier look like a Filipina woman?”
“Oh, she’ll be doing your nails.”
Whaddaya mean, this is the last time I’ll get pizza?
If you’re a “turtle,” why do you have claws?
Because the three wise men reconsidered gold, frankincense and thalidomide.
Cowabunga, amen! Let’s eat!
Plenty of species of turtle do have prominent claws.
Paris olympics opening ceremonies a first draft.
“One of you will betray me for 30 slices of pizza.”
“This is my pizza, which will be given up for you.”
-“BB”-
“Everybody who wants to be in the picture, get on this side of the table!”
-“BB”-
All of them were good, but this one nailed it.
Thanks!
I was going to say it would be crime not to choose Elmer’s quote, but i didn’t want to sway your vote.
Santa Conquers the Flooding.
Fallout: A Christmas Story.
No chimney? No problem. Santa will not be thwarted!
Santa survives the fallout, but still nobody believes in him. In the meantime, a water stain looks like Jesus and it suddenly becomes enshrined.
“I bless this mess …”
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After crashing through the roof, Santa decided it was probably time to go on a mince pie-free diet.
Santa searches the wasteland for the lost pickle ornament.