A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

“Dashing through debris…”

We had to destroy Christmas in order to save it!

When Bedford falls.

A win for the deep cut…

I was hoping someone would get the reference…

Have at it.

:notes: There must have been some fentanyl in
That old silk hat they found

Frosty got a little too frosted last night.

The lesson on the ephemerality of life was not well received.

It’s a Wonderful Caption

The year Frosty was replaced by Slushee in a cross-promotion

Global Warming’s First Victim

You horrible children! I’m melting! Oh, what a world, what a world…

“Billy, I told you, a chilli pepper for a nose is not a good substitute for a carrot.”

I have to leave so I’m calling it a bit early.
In honor of @Slithy_Tove, I leave you this.

Conspicuous consumption.

“You’re wearing whipped cream, I’m wearing mashed potatoes—we’re perfect for each other!”

Mary learned the hard way: never start a seance on your own.

The Beetlejuice family has a long and proud history.

Emira Scrooge, niece of Ebenezer, meets The Ghost of Ivory Soap.