“I’ll tell you a secret: all aspirin are the same.”
New employee orientation at Wal-Mart.
Put your hand on my shoulder…
“You string that corset any tighter, you’re gonna look like me when you stop breathing.”
Christmas morning: ‘Hey, Margaret, you did remember to take the turkey out of the freezer, didn’t you?’
Do you want to see something really scary?
…although it looks like he’s ending a seance with a proposition.
Take it away @Ferris
The producers decided the special effects would be too expensive, and gave Aladdin a carpet, a wind machine, and some rear-screen projection.
Frank’s luggage was delivered to his hotel by the Swan Lake Valet.
Gotta give him credit, Ludwig wasn’t the type to sneak his boys in through the back door.
“DUCK!”
“No, it’s a goose-”[WHACK]
Yippee ki-yo, yippee ki-yay
Swan riders in the sky
Little Jackie Paper eventually found a much better companion than Puff the Magic Dragon.
‘Er, Love… first up, where are the other six? And secondly… they’re supposed to be swimming!!’
It’s his cygnet-ure ship.
Took me a moment to get it! Very clever, so @running_coach has my vote this round.
Thanks!
Have to give props to @Knowed_Out for his exceptional entry.
[not in play] something something Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I had a frog in my throat, but it’s getting better.
Licking toads is fo amateurs!