“The potion recipe may call for ‘tongue of frog,’ but it didn’t mean you had to transmute your tongue into a frog, dearie.”
Better than a handsome prince any day.
Can’t speak? Frog got your tongue?
AI porn is really coming into its own, revealing fetishes I didn’t know I had. That frog will be my flies undoing.
Jim Henson’s wet dream.
In Russ-AI, hallucinogenic frog licks you
The Ribbit Stones
This week on ‘Witches’ Curses Gone Awry’, Glenda from Indiana shares how her stutter caused her more than just embarrassment.
Difficult choice. A lily pad could cover the entries.
But @iamatractorboy takes it by a wart.
Thanks RC!
Let’s get back to the Christmas theme, given the big day is nearly upon us…
You have the cool clear
Eyes of a seeker of wisdom and truth,
Yet, there’s that up turned chin
And the grin of impetuous youth.
Oh, I believe in you,
I believe in you
The Clauses out for a walk ‘n’ slide.
“You smell like spiked eggnog without the eggnog.”
“I got your Yule Log right here, lady!”
-“BB”-
“If he’s Santa, then I’m Ma Bell.”
“Santa Claus, you’re drunk!”
“And you, Madame are ugly. But in the morning, I’ll be sober.”
(Credit to Winston Churchill for that one.)
“The woman who allegedly assaulted Santa was also spotted in Minneapolis, where she had to be restrained from attacking a young woman.”
She had to stop her from making it, after all.
Oddjob’s daughter seen hunting pigeons.
I just can’t resist some good old fashioned toilet humour…
Go for it BB.