Not an entry. Barbie is getting dark.
The latest addition to the American Girl doll series is Tamera. Tamera enjoys hopscotch, helping her mom make pancakes, and watching presidential election returns as they come in.
From the Dune Prophecy Collection: My First Ghola
I contain the soul of Jon Benet Ramsey.
The winner!
Lets try…
wow, some NSFW-bait
Summary
“Look, I can’t keep cutting these dogs open every time your fingers get frostbite. However, since you’re obviously down there for a reason, lube your finger with this blubber and I’ll teach you something that Jose Ferer will appreciate in our next picture.
Zorba the Inuit
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here…?
“No boss, I don’t think you have testicular cancer.”
What do you mean, “you’re hand’s stuck”?
[not an entry] Jeff Foxworthy: “You don’t even have testiculars.” [nae]
Jeff Dunham of the Yukon
You handsome brute. I’m snow blind by your polar vortex
Gotta give it to @iamatractorboy. You’re up!
Thanks Doc. Grateful my shocking grammar (just spotted…) was not a disqualification matter!!
Talking of breaking rules…
https://images.indianexpress.com/2018/01/rule-breakers_dont-sleep_820.jpg?w=350
Sorry, this doesn’t want to show as a photo for some reason…
“I’m not sleeping! The photographer snapped the photo just as I blinked!”
https://images.indianexpress.com/2018/01/rule-breakers_dont-sleep_820.jpg
Huh, I thought for sure that truncating the code after .jpg would do it; but apparently not.
If I keep my eyes shut, the borogroves can’t hear me.
Edna had “War And Peace” tattooed on the inside of her eyelids so she would always have reading material.