A sign in their rest room says “It’s a FLOOR, not a FLOPOR. Notice there’s no P.”
The only reason Grandma was still sitting in the booth was because she had been nailed there.
The movie “Eyes Closed Shut” was the biggest flop in cinema history.
This one is my favourite…go for it Coach.
Gladly.
Why paper towels really shouldn’t be part of the web of things.
The “Eat your vegetables and you’ll grow big and strong” maxim needs updating.
No bedtime story was scarier than the one about the devolved gingerbread man.
Depending on the availability of plant matter in a location, Swamp Thing’s manifestations could be hit or miss.
The REAL Mandrake the Magician.
-“BB”-
Tuberman was rejected for membership by the Justice League because his power to sprout in three weeks wasn’t considered “super” enough.
The villain Gingerman truly had no soul.
The Hansel and Gretel prequel was a disturbing tale.
Elsa’s Marshmallow didn’t last past March.
As part of her Transmogrification homework, Hermione turned Ron ‘back into a ginger’.
Been spendin’ most their lives
Livin’ as a gangsta terror spice
For going all Weird Al on us, @Slithy_Tove takes it.
“Coming soon to a theatre near you; Mary-Ann Hunting” was my first thought.
Thank you
I think Sesame Street has lost its way.
In Soviet Russia, cupcakes bake you.