Remember when trains had cow-catchers up front? And you thought that was funny?
Hood ornaments are getting udderly out of hand.
Sorry, but I really need to thaw this block of ice in my tits
Never order the upholstery kit.
When Bart saw his Beemer, he had a cow.
What happens when a cow’s brain is replaced with a cat’s
The continual-refueling option for the methane powered car.
Kudos to @Ferris for knowing the full name of the breed is Holstein Friesian but @Knowed_Out tickled my frost-bitten funny bone.
Whoop, hadn’t checked in a while. Here goes:
The Man in the Moon ate a little too much green cheese.
Ironically, The Man In The Moon is unable to moon anyone.
An ignorance of physics is not confined to modern movies.
The rage visible on The Man In The Moon’s face is absolutely meteoric.
“Hey! Which way’s Norridge?”
There are some imaginative theories about the gruesome murders of Georges Méliès‘ entire family.
Ignore!
“I’ll show you a bad moon on the rise!”
That acne cream you sold me doesn’t work!
Jackie Gleason’s original concept for The Honeymooners was considered “too dark” by the network.
The snarky one wins.