Thanks!
Hello, is that the Communications department? I said do a press release to advertise auditions for a new POP band, you idiots!
Simon’s visit with the Pope was a blast.
“Apparently, His Holiness is still wary of Saracens.”
Looks through the scope. Galileo proved right. Looks to his left. Proof that Simony runs rampant. The day Benedict decides to pack it in.
“He claims he can stop a tank - I think that qualifies as a talent. Let’s get him on the show!”
“Hi, Simon. Mariah Carey sent me.”
Definitely, @Knowed_Out.
OK, somebody make sense of this.
You’d better move or their hair will pop your balloon!
The invention of the balloontiere.
Hey kids! I don’t want to burst your balloon, but that’s your future.
“Did you hear about that kid in Paris who was abducted by hundreds of small balloons and died a horrible death by stratospheric temperatures and asphyxiation?”
Blackwing and Darkhawk wondered which of the seeming innocents around them might really be The Splatterer in disguise.
Look at them. They’ve got Cool Britannia and Britpop ahead of them. But we’ll get them. We’ll be old, fat and voting Brexit.
“Hold on to the string, Cindy. I’ll fly you away from your evil stepsisters!”
APPLAUSE!!!
You’re next!
Thanks!
Only the BEST castles sport 14-peasant closets.
The first time the Puritans were visited by Jehovah’s Witnesses.