The Donner girls put the leftovers back in the “fridge”.
“Good bye, Earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted alright to me, Earl
You feelin’ weak?
Why don’t you lay down and sleep, Earl”
Crack open Ol’ St. Nick and you find a chewy center.
The Frosty origin story was not suitable for children.
We were so poor, we couldn’t afford water, so we bathed in sand.
[not an entry] You had sand? Luxury! we had to make our own sand with a needle and a rock wall. [nae]
(Props to those who get the reference)
Early attempts at making Kalua Pig were less successful.
Well, how did you deal with severe heartburn?
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I was going to add “Sand?” “Yes, sand.” after that, but didn’t want to 100% steal the line.
Right back atcha, @Elmer_J.Fudd!
[I used to work for a kitchen supplier that sold products to the “Cooking Gallery” on Donner Pass Rd in Truckee, CA. I snickered like a child every time I took one of their orders.]
I hope no one has nightmares…
Just another gathering of the Creosotes.
Charles Browne Fleet is introduced to his extended family.
“I want a thigh!”
“I want the belly!”
“Wait a minute - are we eating the kid or the kid?”
Eat the Rich
-“BB”-
MAGA Culture
We’ve got a baby, we can feast. We can dine three days at least. Baby blood and baby bones. Baby butter for the baby scones.
Baby’s had such very bad luck. Now into baby we will tuck! Eat the baby, add some salt. Bay leaves, barley, powdered malt. Now baby’s salted, she’s a treat. Her destiny it’s time to meet. Baby we need. Baby we feed. Eat with our teeth. Better than beef. Baby so soft, carried aloft, Big brown eyes… Caramelise!
We’re a vegetarian family. We only eat vegetarians.
“I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs”