Soylent charcuterie
“I’ll have a leg!”
“I’ll have a wing!”
“I’ll have the white meat!”
The winner…
Courtesy of “Doctor Who”: The Church on Ruby Road.
Okay, that was quite an act to follow. Lessee… this one struck me as full of possibilities:
Ronald McDonald’s evil half-brother – sort of the Loki of the family.
“You look more like a Nail than a Neil to me!”
No more Happy Meals! Now you’re getting a Hammer Meal!
“You think this is something, you should see my wife as the sci-fi Hamburglar.”
Going to McDonald’s is like going to the gym. It leaves me Thor.
BurgerCon started out as a simple trade show for the fast food industry. Then things went off the rails.
“Who’s the clown with the hamm…”
McDonald’s and Marvel team up to promote the Unhappy Meal.
Don’t you just hate it when you’re the only one who thought it was a costume event?
The fourth Helmworth brother is getting a little desperate.
“The next Monty Python geek who calls me ‘Wonald’ is gonna get it.”
“I thought the movie version looked too depressing, so I made the Happy Mjolnir.”
“Dress me up like a sci-fi Happy Meal mascot? I don’t think so. Homey don’t play that.”
The perfect 2020s icon reboot for Gen-X: enticing you to eat shit then as a child, enforcing you to do so now as an adult.
The god of thunderous indigestion.
“Thou deservest thine head broken today.”