A Genuine Caption Contest

This was SO close, but Mr. Fudd is going to take it.

I laughed.

Okay…

Is dis wheh Aw Capone stawts shooting?

How many bars do you have? Can you hear me now? Good!

Babushka dolls - Live action version

The Incredible Shrinking Woman - the early silent version

Where’s the light that short lady’s talking about?

“If I hear the word “coup” one more time from you little shits you’re all gonna be on the next wah-mbulance to the doll hospital.”

The perps of the 1934 Nursery Riot were put up against the wall before arrest.

My name is Talky Tina. Up against the wall, m*****f*******!

It’s a tie! Lucky for me I don’t have to choose between two posters:

I’d have voted for “How many bars…” myself.

Thank you. Now I have to find an image to share…

We’re stoned, we’re happy, and we’re not gonna zip it.

“I was doing fine on my Rolling Stones homage until I got to Jagger and realized I couldn’t afford that much zipper.”

In this piece, the artist explores his two three greatest penis-related anxieties.

Ah, the gall of those stones!

I disagree, Pet Rocks were NOT lame.

Not many people raise their gimps from the egg.