A gift for people mourning over umkay

Why would I want to look at a picture of some guy named Brian A. Walker?

Yes, she did. A link to a photo, so we can see what she looks like. Very pretty. Though, it was actually a photo of some actress, that everybody tells her she looks like. But then on the other hand, she was actually a troll, and the photo was much prettier than I hear trolls are. If she was real. Or he, the troll. Actually, you know what? This is messy enough, why don’t we just call it a wash. I have no idea what umkay looks like. She looks like a text thread. How’s that? And the earlier parts of the thread look pretty lovable, too.

Did Dan Savage get trolled?