reminds me of a one-liner joke from the National Lampoon magazine about 30 years ago:
One writer sends a memo to another writer on the staff, saying:
“hey, Jim, I don’t know if there’s enough material here for a whole set of articles, but it just occurred to me that if Cortez’s cattle had gotten loose instead of his horses, all the Sioux Indians would have been riding cows.”
No joke – there was an early settler of Massachusetts back in the 17th century who rode a cow. He was driven by necessity (as is this German girl) – he didn’t bring any horses over on the ship, so he made do with the best he had.
Not to nitpick, but I don’t know that I’d classify what that cow is doing as “jumping”. Certainly nowhere on par with a horse that jumps. The cow always has 2 feet on the ground.
That being said, I’m sure as far as jumping cows go, that one is very talented.
You’re wrong. She’s a cow, from a meat breed - their udders aren’t as huge as the udders on milk breeds, but you can definitely still see them in at least one of the pictures.
A pit bull is just as likely to be female as a poodle is, after all.
Excuse me for a serious observation, but what struck me about this (aside from the slack-jaw visuals) was the ingenuity of this 15 year old in working her parents over their refusal to get her a jumping horse. The World is now taking sides.
Hard to say what the issues were originally, but this is one determined and cunning teenager. My money is still on German parents: “Was ist, denn, dieses schiese? Nein, sie kann immer noch nicht habe ein pferd! Ende der diskussion.”