Oh lord is already asking me if I ever took it up the @ss lol :eek:
Those damn proctologists… always fishing for new business…
He made it clear that he wants to have sex when we meet :eek:
What did you say? 
and you’re ***surprised ***by this?
I’m still not sure what it means 
…well, Nobody expects the “Garish Imposition”… :eek:
He said he wants to try it out
That wasn’t what he asked.
You misread “you” as “he”? :dubious:
I didn’t ask what he said, you already told us that. My question was how did you respond to his little back-door query?
This guy sounds like a pain in the ass.
Really, how could you think to meet him?
On the other hand, this will make for a fantastic “How We Met” entry in the wedding album!
Let us know how things pan out, ok?
Later!
Well I said doesn’t it hurt? but he assured me that if its done right and we use allot of lube it wont hurt lol
Mary, if you’re looking for something real, this isn’t it. That last text indicates pretty clearly he doesn’t respect you. If you’re looking for fasterisking, go for it.
Dammit! I know I need to quit reading this thread but I just can’t!
“Look, ye wretches, take your fill of the fair sight.” Leontius.
Somebody tell me what fasterick is before this thread is closed 
Well I do want to have sex with him but I am not sure if is going to disappear after, more like hit it and quit it?
Hahahahahahahaha. So it’s a green light then?
look - just go fasterick his brains out - get it out of your system already - he’ll either stick around or text you for the next booty call.
He will disappear. For sure. Have no doubt. 110% sure. Please. He might hit it a couple times, depending on just how much of a freak you are but rest assured he will quit it. I can’t believe I’m typing this. I feel silly.
So what if he disappears? Just get in your Civic, drive around, and when you see a guy you think is cute then throw your number at him. 