Trade your keyboard in for a Chevy Cobalt and you may have a chance.
Another update
We resumed contact and he told me that he wants to hangout soon. He asked me if I am free in couple days so we can hangout.Is there any way this could lead into something more than just a hook up?
Leave your shoe in his car?
Sure, you could be engaged, married and pregnant by noon Friday.
I learned in another thread that the standard courtship behavior these days is the exchange of nude selfies, often before the first date. These two kids are total prudes.
This thread is a bomb! I couldn’t write a better script. And…
“Along comes Mary”
Oh, I know this one!
Yes! Dismemberment and disemboweling are also possibilities, as well as your basic garden variety rape and battery.
(Think you can’t be raped if you’ve said yes? Yeah … that’s where the battery comes in.)
You really think you can get any valid answer to this from a group of strangers that know nothing about you (other than you jog and attract drivers of chevy cobalts) or him (other than he seems attracted to you, atleast for a hookup, and that he drives a chevy cobalt) ?
You;re not here for the advice, are you?
You guys are just a hamperfull of wet blankets. Go away.
Of course it will! First, you are going to “hook up” and then, he is going to fall madly in love with you. I hear wedding bells…ding dong…
Wait, Sam Lowry is a chick? Weird choice of username.
Was this an offer to just “hangout” or did he say “I’d like to take you to dinner”?
What exactly does “hangout” mean today?
Since your a jogger has he offered to go jogging with you?
Dark humor. Or at least film noir.
I think that in order to keep this thread interesting OP needs to take control and move this along quicker. Clearly she is DTF… assuming she is a indeed a female and this is indeed a true story. Who knows, maybe he’ll join and post a story about a psycho sexual encounter with a jogger after handing his number off while sitting in his red Pontiac G6.
The thread needs a love child by a daddy-rapist.
Heck, I thought it was a noun. Goes to show what I know, I suppose.
Agreed! Stop chasing people away from the boards, it makes for a dull and boring experience if just the same six men are debating politics and rape.
As to the OP. Sure, giving me his number while I am jogging is a little bit creepy, but not so bad that I’d be horrified, especially since he drove directly away afterward.
BUT, I don’t think you are going to see a serious relationship out of a guy that asks you sexual stuff out of the gate. You  might get a good ride though…pun definitely intended. ![]()
True, but… you know, it’s cute the first couple of times some kid prances in with a towel-cape around his neck and everybody oohs and ahhs. After a few thousand times, you get pretty sick of pretending he’s Superman.
Yes, what this board needs is more old, fat, sweaty, hairy men pretending to be teenage girls.
If we give the OP the benefit of the doubt, then “she” sounds about 15 years old. Do we really want to encourage her to “get a good ride” from a 23 year old?
Hey, we have standards on this board! Low standards, sure, but standards nonetheless!