Hello again…
Ok, anyone who knows me knows I am prone to vivid, weird dreams.
My SO has learned to duck in his sleep, bless his heart.
How to tell when you’ve over-Doped:
We stayed up until 3:00am last night/this morning reading Straight Dope posts.
Upon falling asleep I had the following dream:
In the dream I was on my computer reading the SDMB.
I read something I wanted to respond to, so I type a one line, witty reply (had to be, it was my dream ) and hit send.
Then to my horror I realized I was nekkid!
I had posted a reply in the complete nude!
:eek:
And somehow I knew that all of you could tell that.
:o
The equivalent of the giving a speech or being in class in the nude type dream.
What an odd dream. Still, I’ve had an odder dream then that, though I don’t know if it was caused by the SDMB, I think it was caused by a question Cecil answered, or one to many brownies before I went to sleep. Anywhoodles, yall try and beat this dream.
During the whole dream I was high and smoking pot. I always had a bong or joint in hand, and I was just walking around the neighborhood, smokin pot. Then i saw 2 of my super tall friends, like (6’0 and she is a teen, not done growing yet.) Jumping on a trampoline IN A GARAGE, while my brother and his band were playing in front of them. Then I went to the airport, still pausing every now and then to smoke pot, and I got on a plane. I sat in first class, surrounded by many other people, and we were just passing around a joint. Then I got off the plane, walked around a bit at the airport, then I got back on and flew home. Then I woke up and get this: I woke up feeling extremly relaxed. Cool eh?
I should start keeping a journal of my most outlandish ones.
Here goes
One I remember from when I was in high school:
I was in a dark hallway standing in line for something. The walls and floor were all sheet metal, with huge rivets and there was kind of like a green light over everything. As we were moving through the line, I started to get scared. Then I noticed a red X-mark slashed/painted on the floor. The closer I got to it the more scared I would get, until I was right on top of it. That’s when Jason Vorheeves (Friday the 13th) jumps out to attack me.
Well, I produced a HUGE machete from somewhere (I must have been a Highlander ) and proceeded to beat the CRAP out of him. I think he just ended up disappearing.
Then I went home and told my boyfriend Freddy Krueger about it.
While we chilled on the couch watching a Friday the 13th film.
:rolleyes:
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