Two nights ago I dreamed about the Straight Dope. In the dream, I stumbled across an old thread that I had written years ago, entitled, “I just murdered my brother.” And people were at first amused and then, when they realized I was serious, completely horrified. ''There’s so much blood!" I wrote. “I don’t know what to do!” Everybody was shocked that I could be capable of such a horrible crime. Naturally someone came in to warn me not to post about it because it could be used against me in court.
This was shocking to me as well, as I had completely forgotten that I was guilty of murder. It explained the derision I was getting from all the Dopers. I then tried to call in sick to work with the excuse that my brother died. I conveniently left out the part about how I had killed him.
For what it’s worth, I don’t have a brother, or homicidal intent.
So, what about you guys? Ever dreamed about the Dope?