Ever Dreamed About the Dope?

I’m sure I have. Just last night I dreamed that I was in a parking lot when I was coaxed into participating in a triva contest. I was mad when my alarm went off because my team had been winning. Dream about something like that, the dope must get in there sometimes too.

That’s funny. My reaction is always, “I shouldn’t have posted that. WHY DID I POST THAT?”

Me too! And I did. Someone was trying to hack into my facebook from Rome and I experienced a series of sexual deviant in pointy hat hacker nightmares.

Last night I was on (sitting ON, not in) my bed with my laptop, my mother and Patrick Stewart.

“I’ve been reading this huge thread on Star Trek, even though I’ve never watched it properly.”

Wait a minute, that’s Patrick Stewart!

“Well I’ve seen some of the ones you starred in, but never a whole episode.”

Will he get annoyed if I call him Professor X? Maybe I shouldn’t…

Also some girl I know did a striptease, but that’s another story.