Well I’ll take it as as sign I spend to much time on here because I’ve had a dream about the Board.
It started out as I usually start my day, I was at the SD main page except instead of the regular blue banner it was a pale grey. “How odd” I thought and continued to the Message Board. As it loaded I was shocked…
ADS!
Everywhere! Popups! Buttons! Banners! I kid you not!
In panic I clicked the Cafe Society link. More popups! Instead of getting to the board, I was at some travel company website being asked if I wanted deal on a trip to some tropical hellhole. So I clicked back and ended up with the same bombardment of ads. I looked for Great Debates but all I found was McDonalds McHappy Debates. DAMN YOU SPONSORS! DAMN YOU! I scrolled up and down, ad after ad… It was terrible…
Geez, I can’t wait to get back to my regular save the world from Pirate Spiders dreams. Phew.
[heavily accented Austrian old man voice]
So, tell me about your mother.
[/heavily accented Austrian old man voice]
Wearia, I dub thee Cassandra.
With the amount of time I’ve spent on the boards, plus the number of dopefests I’ve attended, I tend to have many dreams involving dopers. They work rather well as a rotating cast of characters for my nightly adventures.
Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it. 
How true, Java. In fact, just last night thinksnow popped into my dream to assist with the removal of a large snake from my house. And then poof! He was gone.
Pop-up nightmares, though? CREEPY.
Was I wearing my kilt, katie?
[sub]Glad I could help, if only in a dream![/sub]
No. You were in fatigues, God bless you.
Holy smokes. I’m positive I couldn’t handle a dream like that. 
Tonight, I think I’ll work on getting Jessica2 into a dream …
Wow!
I’ve had several dreams about dopers…
They have all been about sex, not necessarily with me, but I do always get a good vantage point…
RAR!
Yeah, just wait until you have your first SDMB sex dream, Wearia. That’s how you know you really spend too much time here.
I, too, have been having wierd sex dreams about Dopers. But, since so many user names are not gender specific, it’s been kind of difficult figuring out what some of these dreams actually mean.
I mean, come on! Kn*ckers, Vivalostwages, Carniverousplant, Brian Eakers…
oh, I think I just figured out the Brian eakers one. :smack:
Um, I’m pretty sure it’s Bryan Ekers. I say pretty sure, if I’m wrong he’ll be wearing both our asses as hats.
Take that as you will.
it’s happened before, will happen again… plenty of ass to go around
and besides, I can claim that I had no clue [snicker]
gas, grass, or ass… No one rides for free!
thinksnow and snakes, eh?
Paging Dr. Freud…paging Dr. Freud…
Posted by JavaMaven
I have no idea what Dr. Freud might have had against snakes, but I’ll thank you not to take it out on thinksnow.
Fatiiiiiiigues.
Snake your pipe, Ma’am?
Aye, Ma’am. Right away, Ma’am!