“Today” being post-Reagan, of course.
If an assassin shot and severely wounded Dubya, there’s no way Laura would be running the government, nor would the press sit still for a news blackout.
You forgot Mallard Fillmore.
Wow…Just Wow! To think I had you pegged. I guess I will have to go back to the proverbial drawing board.
ETF: You owe me a keyboard! I just spit(?) a whole glass of milk out of my nose, all over my keyboard! Darn you! Why do you have to be so funny?
I’m sorry; I can’t help myself. I’m a victim of Incorrigibilitis Humorismus. I’m currently on a regime of anti-exuberants, but the medications have side effects of Snidaceous Sarcasmia and occasional bouts of Frivolimerickettsia.*
And by the way, haven’t you learned by now not to drink while Websurfing? You’re keying for a crash, sir!
*Oh, no… I feel another episode coming on…
There once was a doper, askeptic,
Who found that his life was too hectic.
He ran through the Pit
Buck-naked, 'cause it
Felt so good not to be antiseptic.
Okay, did anybody else find these consecutive postings peculiar?
Hey you!, don’t take the second one seriously; I was tweaking Shodan. I don’t think Bush has mind-control powers over his fellow ideologues.
I just think he’s a duck.
“We’re going to Capistrano, then the pond at the park, then the lagoon, then south for the winter, then back again! YEEEEEEEEAAGGGHHH!!”
I think any duck that lives to 35 years of age, and can thus legally be elected president, must be some sort of super-duck, and would probably make a reasonably good president.
And I, for one, welcome our aquatic overlords…
For that matter, I doubt Bush has mind-control powers over his own mind…(but then I doubt I control my own mind either, rather it controls me. I think. I think I think. Probably my mind is just telling me that I think, I think. I think …agggghhh who is doing the thinking? I wonder? Do I really wonder? Or do I think I wonder? I wonder?Or do I?)
But I think, I think I agree, I think. He is a duck. I think…
So. . .
If Bush weighs the same as a duck. . . does that mean he’s a witch?
Or he’s an EVIL MUTANT DUCK OUT TO DESTROY THE WORLD.
Here’s a song appropriate to this thread: March of the Sinister Ducks
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife…
Ducks! Ducks! Quack Quack! Quack Quack!
You’re kidding, right? Between Fox News, FreeRepublic.com, and mainstream journalists afraid to question the president for fear of getting a flaming necklace, I fail to see any advancement in the fight against ignorance.
Ahh, but will you be of any use in rounding up your fellow citizens to work in our underground bread mines?
No, pigeons coup. Chicken cluck in the Oval Office.
I was wondering about the age requirement, but I don’t know how human years convert to duck years. Of course, it’s irrelevant (there are lots of them in the jungle), because the Constitution has no provision for age adjustments re nonhuman candidates.
So as long as we’re talking about amending that bad boy…
This is, in no wise, a joke thread, despite frequent bursts of chemically inspired levity, the non-avian nature of our President is a matter of the utmost concern. That Mr. Kerry’s political allies here at the SDMB (the Fonda cadres) make these assertions is outrageous. The President is no doubt willing to convene a high-level committee of physicians and ornithologists, and they can attest, under oath, that he is not a duck, and his political opponents are all liars, you can’t believe a word they say, and this proves it.
This just in! Grudge Report announces Larry Flynt claims to have secret recordings of GeeDubya “visibly quacking.” The White House is bracing for the political firestorm sure to result with the release of the “duck tapes.”
Oh, alright, somebody has to do it. Groucho as “Hammer” in Cocoanuts, showing the site plan to Chico: