A Jackass and a Honeycomb. . .

So I finally heard Tyrion’s joke today, and thought there might be others still wondering. It was told rather awkwardly, but you’ll get the jist.

A dwarf walks into a brothel, he’s looking a little dazed and sad.

Madam: Well, hello! I take it you are looking for something . . .special tonight?

Tyrion: No, just a little comfort and distraction. You see, my wife left me today.

Madam: Oh, and your, um, accoutrements here? How do they fit in?

Tyrion: No, no, you see. There was this genie; he offered my wife three wishes.

Madam: Uh huh?

Tyrion: She wished for a home fit for a Queen, so he gave her this honeycomb.

Madam: Oh dear!

Tyrion: Yes. And she wished to have the best ass in the kingdom.

Madam: Oh no! The donkey?

Tyrion: Nods. And she wished that my cock would hang down past my knee.

Madam: (Intrigued) well, that’s not so bad, is it?

Tyrion: Not bad?!? I used to be 6’3"!

[Moderating]
I’ve edited the title as requested, though I thought it was funnier the other way.

Meh, better than that “your wife gets two” genie joke by that british twat in his simpsons guest appearance.

Thanks! And me too, but that’s the quote from the show.