A Jackass and a Honeycomb. . .

Cafe Society
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So I finally heard Tyrion’s joke today, and thought there might be others still wondering. It was told rather awkwardly, but you’ll get the jist.

A dwarf walks into a brothel, he’s looking a little dazed and sad.

Madam: Well, hello! I take it you are looking for something . . .special tonight?

Tyrion: No, just a little comfort and distraction. You see, my wife left me today.

Madam: Oh, and your, um, accoutrements here? How do they fit in?

Tyrion: No, no, you see. There was this genie; he offered my wife three wishes.

Madam: Uh huh?

Tyrion: She wished for a home fit for a Queen, so he gave her this honeycomb.

Madam: Oh dear!

Tyrion: Yes. And she wished to have the best ass in the kingdom.

Madam: Oh no! The donkey?

Tyrion: Nods. And she wished that my cock would hang down past my knee.

Madam: (Intrigued) well, that’s not so bad, is it?

Tyrion: Not bad?!? I used to be 6’3"!

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[Moderating]
I’ve edited the title as requested, though I thought it was funnier the other way.

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Meh, better than that “your wife gets two” genie joke by that british twat in his simpsons guest appearance.

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Thanks! And me too, but that’s the quote from the show.