A list of stuff that pisses me off

Well, a couple of quick points for you to consider:

This forum IS the BBQ Pit. The description pretty much tells you what to expect. If you had posted this in IMHO, the responses wouldn’t have been as inflamatory.

Posting biased, inflamatory shit like “Planned Parenthood and other baby murdering agencies” is gonna get your ass flamed here.

That said, the number one thing that pisses me off nowadays are people who in their own world so much that they don’t realize they’re inconveniencing everyone else around them.

I guess it’s only okay to post biased stuff here if you’re a … pardon me, but it has to be said … pansy ass liberal.

Now I know.

Okay, how did Ann Coulter find the SDMB?

Generalize much?

Hey guys-apparently EVERYONE on the board is a liberal! Did you hear that?

Now you know. Now you can piss off.

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You’re so cool, Kayeby.

Why yes, yes I am.

You’re still an idiot. Now will you fuck off, you twit?

Let’s see here:

  1. You register fairly recently.
  2. In your brief span of posting, you make comments about how there are no civilized Muslim nations, abortionists are baby killers, and about “pansy ass liberals,” the latter two of which into a forum meant for harshness.
  3. Hi, Opal! [always wanted to do that]
  4. Act like you’re a moderator
  5. and expect people not to flame you?

If that’s truly the case, then you’re just a fool.

Daoloth, I’m so sorry I’m not posting according to your preferences!!!

bows with flowers

Forgive me!!!

kisses your feet

Keep it coming, Kayeby!!! You have so many intelligent things to say, I just can’t get enough!

Your sarcasm is hilarious, WV. :rolleyes:

Riiight… so if I have an opinion I’m a pansy ass liberal? :confused:
Glad we got that cleared up.

Okay, here’s mine–currently.

  1. Inconsiderate drivers.
  2. People who use terms like “pansy ass liberal” and think they’re Christians.
  3. People who don’t adopt children, but feel justified in condemning others.
  4. “Everybody complains about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.”
  5. People who think America is the best country in the world but who can’t stand capitalism. Oh, and people who dislike who runs the company, but choose to work there anyway.
  6. People who eat fast food rather than cooking for themselves and their families.
  7. Watching fast food joints pay their employees a crummy 6 bucks an hour, working them like dogs when they could EASILY afford to pay twice that.
  8. People who don’t realize that minimum wage is a helluva lot better than a mandatory 60-hour work week at $1 a day.
  9. & 10. People who use up bandwidth and clog servers on shit like IRC, ICQ or IM.
  10. Women who use personal experiences to formulate sweeping generalizations
  11. Oooh! This one really gets me: tax-free status for churches!!!
  12. Idiot parents.
  13. People who live in glass houses, yet throw stones anyway.
  14. Anti-gay religious “meetings”-- and the members of the Westboro Baptist Church and like organizations.
  15. Christians who don’t seem to understand Jesus’ message at all.
  16. Anti-smokers.
  17. People who jump on popular bandwagons, and view common sense as something like a crusade: “Drunk Drivers are Bad!” Well, no shit, Sherlock.
  18. Women who keep getting pregnant over and over–whether by a man or whether through parthenogenesis.
  19. Nosy bitches.
  20. Nosy bitches.
    and—
  21. People who post in a forum and get their panties in a wad when other people post. :rolleyes:

Forgot to preview; sorry all. What read:

Should have read:
7. & 8. People who don’t realize that minimum wage is a helluva lot better than a mandatory 60-hour work week at $1 a day.

Oh yeah? Well, I have a problem with tasteless, ignorant folks who bandy about the word “pansy” as if pansies are bad things. Pansies are beautiful flowers. I happen to like them, and I don’t appreciate one bit your negative view of these flowers. I have pansies on my panties so I guess that makes me a “pansy ass,” and I think that’s a good thing. And another thing, I am a moderate person who relies on her own critical thinking skills–Gee, I wonder if WV_Woman understands what those are?–rather than the latest meaningless soundbite or cliche saying to inform my decisions. I am insulted by the negative connotations ignorant folks ascribe to innocent words like “pansy.” :mad: So piss off, asswipe.

Now kids, what did I tell you about feeding the strays when they come around? They’ll never go away of you put food out for them, and this one is all full of mange. Now stop it this instant and go outside and play. And be home in time for supper!!

Zette

What the hell does “Hi, Opal!” mean, anyway? I see it all the time around here, and it’s driving me bugfuck!!!

Here ya go, Lonesome:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=117735&highlight=opal

Hey, I’m not a pansy ass liberal, I’m a socialist, ferchrissakes.

And an anarchist, too. Put that in your pipe and smoke it! :stuck_out_tongue:

I don’t think WV_Woman qualifies as a troll, Zette, from what I’ve read of her posts tonight. She is engaged in a legitimate debate on Great Debates.
She is definitely opiniated and wrong about some things, but a troll? Naaaahhhhh.

God of the universe? Maybe for you. Because we all know there is only one faith.:rolleyes:

I could have picked any of the babblings, this one just stuck out.