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War
Genocide
Poverty
Pollution
Rape, murder, robbery, assault, or any other crime
Imprisonment
Finding employment
Working at a job they hate
Mass shootings/random violence
Tyranny
Taxes
Torture
Imprisonment
Terrorism
Loneliness
Having to find a mate
Boredom
Rejection
Cancer or any other disease
Car crashes
Premature balding
Injury
Menstruation, urination, defecation, and other bodily functions
Hunger
Misery
Grief
Depression
Mental ilness
Guilt/shame
Long waits at the DMV
Long waits at the doctors office
Debt
Getting good grades in school
Fatigue
Lack of sleep
Loss
Heartbreak
Desire for things they will never be able to have
Anger
Frustration
Obesity
Climate change
Fear
Loss
Failure
Nasty divorces
Not having enough money to “make ends meet.”
Old age
and last but not least…
DEATH
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I have found an utterly foolproof way to prevent my children from experiencing or worrying about any of the above. What would you guys say? You think I did them a solid?