A living bra joke

And then there’s the Exeter City bra…no cups and very little support :smiley:

Boobie trap! :smiley: snort

I feel for ya, Wile E. I’ve done that with the over-the-head stretchy sports bras that make me look like a drunken contortionist trying to put them on. I’ve done mis-matched socks and even backwards panties, too. That’s a very odd sensation, indeed.

I’m not so much a morning person before work can ya tell?

I thought that by “living bra joke”, you meant a humerous anecdote about a mutant bra come to life through the actions of a mad scientist, and maybe the mutant living bra was terrorising the city like Godzilla or something.

I was very dissapointed. Next time have more mutant bras stomping the crap out of major cities.

I once reached into my underwear drawer and pulled out a sexy, stretch lace thingie. After pulling it over my head and struggling to get my boobs comfortably lodged in it, I suddenly realized that this wasn’t a bra. It was panties.

Hee! One drowsy morning I got up to go work out. I managed to put my sports bra and my undies on backwards that day. :confused: I need a spotter when I dress, I tell ya.

[Raising Arizona]
Son. You got a panty on your head.
[/RA]

So were you wearing the bra down below?

So I have to say…I read this thread and decided to take the challenge of wearing my underwire backwards. It is not a comfortable sensation. I am a DD cup so I would definitely notice if I left the house like this. As I type, my breasts are divided into several different sections and my t-shirt looks funny. If I had a digital camera I would take pictures and share the amusement with everyone.

dies laughing at the thought

Ouch, though.

Ooh!ooh!whipround!Come on folks all pitch in a couple of bucks and we’ll get a cheapie digital camera off ebay delivered to melondeca :smiley:

When I was in the 3rd grade - oh say about 1975 - I put my underwear on inside out and backwards. It felt uncomfortable…and I remember wondering what was wrong. But I made it throught the school day.

I’m a briefs kind of guy, never cared for boxers. But I have been known to go a full day with my briefs on backwards. Couldn’t figure out why every time I sat down I felt like I was mooning the people behind me, but I had plenty of room in the front so overall it seemed alright. shrug Hey, it happens.

Fresh out of college, doing a production of Oliver! in summer stock in Connecticut. We’re about a week into rehearsals, and I go to the costume shop for my fitting. The costume designer gives me my clothes, and among them is a corset, something I’ve never worn before.

She helps me into it, and directs me to lift up “The Girls” to help them fit into the cups better. Trouble was, I already had. Ah, well. Fitting’s over, back to rehearsal.

Tech week arrives, and I get my finished costume, along with the corset. I put it on, but it just doesn’t “feel right.” But it’s not awful, so I figure maybe it got switched with someone else’s. I grin and bear it.

It took until about a week and a half into the run to realize I was wearing it backwards.

And upside-down.

Well, if it is a racerback kind, you are in trouble.

(link goes to a bra. SFW. Not a nip to be seen…unless you put it on backwards.

I’ve done this! It’s one of those devil jog bra type things and I was putting it on in the dark. It was almost like a bra for everything except the boobies.

I sense Iceland Challenge #2 of this thread coming up :slight_smile:

raises his hand I volunteer!

Queen Tonya, pinkfreud (love that name!), **Harimad-sol ** and all the others who had trouble with their underthings, thanks for sharing, I feel much better now. :smiley:

<----tears of laughter. You, you are a goddess… :smiley:

( We now all know exactly what Victoria’s secret really is. She got her lacey unmentionables on backwards. )

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I caught a living bra once, but I didn’t know what to feed it, so I had to let it go.

Thank you. :smiley:

Must stop typing whatever I think as soon as I think it.