a lot of arrogant people here on the dope

[Loopydude]

Shhh! I think the OP might be watching!

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Frank

We’ve got a little list. Just one more limerick out of her and… Well, perhaps I’ve said too much already.

Frank fondles ban stick
Vague menace hangs over the
Innocent tricat

:eek:

[GingerOfTheNorth]

This thread is a magnificent example of why arraogant sons-a-bitches are the best part of the SDMB.

Besserwisser and Klugscheißerin are pretty friggin’ awesome too. It tickles me to no end that the vernacular for ass = shitter.

[Frank]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

Frank fondles ban stick
Vague menace hangs over the
Innocent tricat

:eek:

Goddamnit! Now we need to start an EddyTeddyFreddy haiku forum!

Oh, for Pete’s sake!

[Frank]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

Frank fondles ban stick
Vague menace hangs over the
Innocent tricat

In all honesty I must admit, I do quite like this one. Frank scans somewhat better than This Year’s Model, doesn’t it?

[carnivorousplant]

@Frank

In all honesty I must admit, I do quite like this one.

Hey, what’s my suck up, chopped liver?

[Frank]

@carnivorousplant

Hey, what’s my suck up, chopped liver?

Umm, yes?

[carnivorousplant]

@Frank

Umm, yes?

Yessir, ofcoursesir, may I please have another Sir?

[Frank]

@carnivorousplant

Yessir, ofcoursesir, may I please have another Sir?

No, no, I’m sorry. EddyTeddyFreddy riposted nicely, but you just seem to assume that any old suckup is good enough. My regrets, but that is, dare I say, arrogant?

Is there some odd reason that your suckup did not involve a thick envelope enclosing used, unmarked 20 dollar bills? Just curious, y’know.

[Jodi]

In all honesty I must admit, I do quite like this one.

Of course you do, what with all the fondling or your stick. There’s a word for that, and it’s spelled PR0N.

[sub]boom wacka wacka shicka boom wacka wacka[/sub]

[Mindfield]

Wait, who’s an arrogant messerschmidt? Where did all these weebles come from? And what the hell are you all doing on my damn lawn?

Oh, God, I’m so confused…

[Master_Wang-Ka]

I never claimed humility among my character flaws.

Although I didn’t know what “besserwisser” meant until now.

[tomndebb]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

PBBBBBTTTTTT!

Mods, schmods.

Those who can, Dope.

Those who can’t, moderate.

And EddyTeddyFreddy declares her intention to refrain from visiting Great Debates for the foreseeable future.

[carnivorousplant]

@Frank

Is there some odd reason that your suckup did not involve a thick envelope enclosing used, unmarked 20 dollar bills?

I regret, Sir, that you are out of my league.

I shall seek out a cheaper Mod, such as the Uncle of Beers.

[Frank]

@carnivorousplant

I regret, Sir, that you are out of my league.

I shall seek out a cheaper Mod, such as the Uncle of Beers.

I am, of course, off to IMHO.

Nice thread you’ve got there; I wouldn’t want to see anything happen to it.

[Triskadecamus]

@Master Wang-Ka

I never claimed humility among my character flaws.

Although I didn’t know what “besserwisser” meant until now.

Hey, it’s our motto, ya know? Fighting ignorants.

Tris

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Wildfire**MM

This is my impression so far.

Not all bad, but there are not many great debates on great debate. Many users are arrogant besserwissers.

::glowering::

I am MANY things…selfish, manipulative, venal, voracious, avaricious, grasping, petty, vengeful, scheming, sexist, and occasionally craven–but I am NOT arrogant.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Frank

In all honesty I must admit, I do quite like this one. Frank scans somewhat better than This Year’s Model, doesn’t it?

This is a Doper’s prime evil:
To murmur the sound of a screen name
Whose scansion is useless for lim’ricks
And even in haiku is clumsy;
Until, in an excess of anguish,
The Doper petitions the Name Gods
Who rule on identity changes
To sanction expungement of This Year’s
Outdated and blundering Model –
Replaced with a straightforward ID
Of Frank. Even trolls can pronounce it!

[Frank]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

This is a Doper’s prime evil:
To murmur the sound of a screen name
Whose scansion is useless for lim’ricks
And even in haiku is clumsy;
Until, in an excess of anguish,
The Doper petitions the Name Gods
Who rule on identity changes
To sanction expungement of This Year’s
Outdated and blundering Model –
Replaced with a straightforward ID
Of Frank. Even trolls can pronounce it!

I’m printing this. Cool. Thank you.

And on that note, while I’m glowing, I’m logging off. I don’t think I could warn anyone right now.

[David_Simmons]

@Wildfire**MM

This is my impression so far.

Not all bad, but there are not many great debates on great debate. Many users are arrogant besserwissers.

Try leading us out of our delusion by example, not invective.