A message to all atheists, unbelievers, and lukewarm christians

Don’t watch it!!
If you do, you will get a phone-call saying you will go to Hell!!

This reminds me of a cartoon I saw in I think it was Playboy way back when. The setting was about 500 years ago, and a Franciscan monk had just finished preaching to some New World Indians. The caption of him speaking said: “Now that you’ve heard the word of God, you’re no longer Pagans. Now you’re a bunch of Heathens.”

Do we know of any fundamentalist Muslims or Jews or other faiths on this board? I’d love to plonk them in the same room as jesusguy and see what happens…

nah - he’d be crucified.

Zing!

I wonder what your take is on Matt 25, the parable of the sheep and goats.

It seems to say that true compassion, service and kindness are rewarded rather than lip service and believing the right doctrine.

Nailed it!

Well , more accurately you mean that YOU believe those are God’s words for whatever reason. Someone told you they were. You had some experience and came to believe they were.
However, if the Jews are right, the NT is not God saying anything. If the Muslims and Bahai are right then Jesus is just another prophet and their prophet is more recent. If the MOrmons are right then Jesus is the son of God but Joseph Smith was a prophet and they have their current prophet and set of apostles.
I don’t suppose you believe the Book of Mormon and Doctrine and Covenants are scripture do you?
That’s not even getting into the Buddhists and Hindus.
So, when you say “God said this” what you really mean is “m In my personal opinion , God said this, and it means …”

That leaves others to decide how much weight they should give your personal opinion.

Thanks for letting us know.:dubious:

Aloha

That is just the words of some other Human. It doesn’t hurt to ask a god, but should not be necessary.

God seems to say no a lot.

God didn’t say or write anything, you believe in another human not God! Since you can’t prove the Bible is the Word Of God, there is no point in claiming it is!

I had never heard of this god before and now that you told me, I might go to hell(!?). I mean, I had a free ride before you told me all this stuff, but now…

I really don’t feel like you’ve helped me at all.

I feel like you have harmed me.

That’s because Satan speaks through jesusguy.

I thought he spoke through Verison Wireless?

Only if using the 3G network.

I bet Jesus was gay–probably because he had a weak father figure.

[shrug] So shoot him.

jesusguy is from Texas?

“Jesus is coming back someday and he’ll back like a thief in the night…”

What…

Again?

There are many verse’s that state coming as a thief in the night, but think about it and you will note it says<“The day of the Lord”, meaning the end of the world which Jesus is quoted as saying would happen in that generation. Plus, he is also quoted as saying he would return in his father’s glory with his angels, while some of them were still alive! It apparently didn’t happen if it had it would surely have been written by some one and recorded!