A message to all atheists, unbelievers, and lukewarm christians

Maybe some are still alive? Doesn’t the bible mention lifespans of hundreds of years for some of its characters? (Or am I thinking of that other great work of fiction, Harry Potter?)

The Wandering Jew is sometimes used for that bit of theological rationalization.

So, if Jesus/God.whoever comes back like a thief in the night to effect the end of the the world and, say, Superman decides it’s his job to defend the world against whatever bad stuff God has planned - who’d win that fight? Could Superman defend the Earth against the Judgement of the Lord?

Presumably the Man of Steel is more powerful than an Iron Chariot.

Advantage: Last Son of Krypton.

I read/heard he did — with a flaming finger on a mountain wall (old-school SMS!!) and an extra serving of a burning bush somewhere. Why can’t he be as flashy now as he is then? We also have to take Moses’ word for it since he was the only witness which was written some thousands of years ago by different people.

That should be taken as fact/truth, else non-believers will burn in the fiery depths of hell, or frozen, or maimed… or whatever is popular in your area code.

Superman is known to have a severe weakness against Magick. I presume God-Magick (ie “miracles”) are inculded.

I think 900 years was the Maximum. :o)

It is just that Moses cannot be proven to have been a historical person, and no one knows who wrote a lot of the early scriptures, most think it was by several people who passed on the stories from one generation to the next.

It depends on what version of Superman. Silver Age Superman would just defeat Jesus with his never-before-mentioned “Super-Anti-Jesus power”. He was kind of like Adam West Batman that way (Adam West Batman in the same position would of course just pull some Jesus Repellent Batspray from his utility belt).

If Jesus as quoted correctly then the world would not be here now, And Jesus would have returned in God’s Glory with his angels!

So, it’s not Superman vs Jesus, but Superman vs Jesus and an army of angels? Might need to call in the entire Justice League.

Sounds like the Caped Crusader needs help from Battle Pope!

If God couldn’t easily win a wrestling match, he’s definitely not likely to take out an iron chariot.

Q: “What’s the difference between God and Godzilla?”

A: " Godzilla can handle iron chariots."

Batman had AXE spray?

He had everything.

Only if he was prepared - there was atleast one time he did not have any bat shark repellant.

No - his name was Methuselah, Maximus was a gladiator.

Didn’t Naughtius Maximus fight against Biggus Dickus?

Who are you calling * Big Nose* !??!!:mad: