My favourite piece of graffiti:
God is dead, but don’t worry, Mary’s pregnant again
I don’t know why but it always made me laugh
Gonna get kind of awkward at Thanksgiving dinner.
Maybe he already did come back, and that’s why we haven’t heard anything about it.
“Hey, Martha, y’know that burglar I shot a while ago and buried out back? I think that fella must be a zombie! Every three days he keeps tryin’ to dig himself out and I have to shoot 'em again!”
Hell with Thanksgiving… I don’t want to have to be the guy who explains about the Easter eggs.
Damn I was wrong all along.
With a little umbrella in it.
God doesn’t exist. Jesus, if he did exist, died and rotted like anyone else. They aren’t coming back. And you’re wasting your life on utter nonsense.
When you die, you will slip away into nothingness and never think again. Sorry, bro.
Would it be too much to ask for a date/time? I mean, Christ, “someday”. Seriously?
That’s not true in the least. Young Earth creationism is impossible. Physical science contradicts it.
Nothing was written about Jesus until long after he was dead. It’s certainly physically possible He never existed. Most experts assume he was real, but that’s not anywhere near the level of certainty that we have in an ancient Earth.
After all, think about how much written evidence we have for the existence of Horatio Hornblower. We have his entire life history. His military career is given in detail.
Jesus may very well have existed…but it isn’t impossible, by any means, for him to have been a fictional character. We’re already pretty sure his story is heavily embellished.
Cthulhu shall rise.
You’ll know. Go outside, look at the sky, and see the gigantic words across the sky: Game Over.
Yeah, but it’ll be in Aramaic. 
LOL: Jesus descends from the heavens and the first thought is “Quick, get some stones, we didn’t finish him!”
“OK, he’s a zombie – we need a headshot this time”
Can you produce a certified copy of his long-form birth certificate?
Jesus is Hudson?
It seems today
That all you can do
Is log off your computer
Get your ass in a pew…
Buddha Shave
Couldn’t have been that old, or it would have been D R O F (the letters reversed, of course, and separated by about six inches).
So – all ethnic Koreans living in Japan are good to go too, right?