Arggg! Not Reformed!
Reform. Not Reformed.
I’m an atheist conservative Jew. Chew on that! 
How am I supposed to “take it easy” while repenting of my sins daily? I’d be at it 24/7.
If a certain one of my dogs (a cocker spaniel) made it to heaven, then it’s smooth sailing for every other life form.
She was evil.
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lo, and the truth be now knownest.
An illiterate is coming to town and we’re happy about this?
If Jesusguy is using a computer to message us, he clearly hasn’t given up all his possessions as instructed.
So what-I’m an Irish Jew from Guam.
So, do they score points or something for these drive by preachings?
Actually, according to the promotional literature I read, that’s not a requirement. You just need to accept him as your savior and you’re good to go.
You get 2 kinds of corned beef?
Why did not one put it like that before? Guess I was wrong about everything and I’d better change my life. Thanks, jesusguy!
Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
That first line of the OP made me think of something: is the song “Frosty the Snowman” just one big Jesus metaphor?
No, its obviously Rudolph. Spurned, persecuted. Lights the way. On Christmas!? Duh.
Gefilte fish and cabbage?
Atheist and Jew, that’s about half-way there, right? Jesus wasn’t an atheist, of course, but he was a Jew. His Mom was and that settles it, right?
So maybe Jews get a free pass? Seems like the least God could do, under the circumstances…
Why does the OP think that belief is important? Belief and faith are not the same thing, and it’s possible to have either one without the other.
Ever been to a Kosher luau? Booring.
I should hope so, they are the chosen people after all.
JG, do us all a favor, would you? Please post proof of the existence of a demigod named Jesus.
I’m assuming that you talk to something you think is Jesus. Please pass on the fact that if he comes around like a thief in the night, he’s probably gonna get shot.
Given the number of guns in the US, he probably should make it his last stop.