A message to the dorks who stand behind the TV newscaster and wave

I wouldn’t be suprised if this was the case. I know that when I got in what I think was the state news over being stuck in some water due to my own ignorance I got called a local hero by one person. Its the old saying “no publicity is bad publicity”.

Do I get amnesty if I did this accidentally?

At the Interop convention in Atlanta, I was frantically waving and yelling at a coworker, but failed to realize that a TV camera/interview was going on about 25 feet away from me.

Yep, you guessed it. Instant idiot.

:rolleyes:

If only they could have put her kids on, holding up signs that said, “Bye, Mom”.

Not anymore - I thought he was in prison.

I mean seriously - he was smuggling marijuana or something, and took somebody hostage in the course of being arrested.

If it is the one I am thinking about.

Regards,
Shodan

Because they spent a zillion dollars on that mobile unit, and by golly they’re going to get their money’s worth.

Of course you don’t have to look far for an answer to this…
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a971107.html

My vague recollections have been validated by the Great One himself? And after a double post?

[grovel]I’m not worthy[/grovel]

Regards,
Shodan

Add to that the Redundant Idiots.
“Then I heared approximately about 4 to 6 shots fired…”

“A message to the dorks…”

You rang? If you didn’t need me, my cousins Vinnie and Vito will be coming to pay youse a little visit.

Should have had them all try to say “Karla Fay Tucker” 10 times fast. Imagine the hilarity that would ensue.

I think Howard tried to take credit for it at first but it was actually an Opie and Anthony contest.