A Musical Hell Of Your Own Devising

If you heard “sonofabitch” then you haven’t heard the Muzak version.

The correct lyric is “son of a gun.”

As Slow As Possible

from : As Slow as Possible - Wikipedia
“The performance of the organ version at St. Burchardi church in Halberstadt, Germany began in 2001 and is scheduled to have a duration of 639 years, ending in 2640.”

Kitty demands attention. List can wait.