A Musical Thanksgiving

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

All righty then…

We all know that the main dance number is going to include the turkey trot.

The principal musical solo will be played with drumsticks.

The main sponsor of the show will be Wild Turkey.

A special musical guest appearance will be made by The Cranberries.

There will be a half-time commercial for Gravy Train.

The sound system will be manufactured by Carver.

A fight sequence will involve someone getting the stuffing beat out of them.
Let’s have it folks, what other facets and features can you come up with for this extravaganza? (Work with me…)

2

Well, there may be a scene where someone exposes their hot buns.

Or maybe a melodramatic scene where somebody is crying over spilled milk.

3

And the studio audience will do the “Mashed Potato”

4

As long as someone’s un-dressing, I’m all for it.

5

Un-dressing? What is it, made with 7[sup]Up[/sup]?

Or are you talking about the familiar “Honeymoon Salad”;

No dressing and lettuce alone.

Bah dum bum

6

I think “dressing” is what we Southerners (or at least the ones I know) call “stuffing,” unless they’re two totally different dishes and I’m confused…but I think they’re the same thing.