“Moochers and Smoochers” ought to be the title of something.
“And welcome to Earth, MichaelEmouse. It seems all those years of studying our ways have finally paid off.”
Indeed. I made rookie mistakes at first like trying to pass myself off as one of your gods. I now see that I was badly mistaken as to both its divinity and the formality required in its name.
A person who freerides is a snowboarder or a mountain biker who rides down the hill in while expressing him or herself by performing tricks. A person who freeloads is a person who mooches off another person. More often than not, the former is also the latter.