“Do you ever get that feeling? You know the one I mean. That’s why I take these. Talk to your doctor about them.”
I watched the TV commercial, and I’m sure that Levitra helps you throw a football more accurately. The guy in the commercial couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn pre-Levitra, but post-Levitra threw that football threw the tire every stinkin’ time.
I hear Donavan McNabb has been prescribed Levitra…
/gratuitous whack at the Eagles
plnnr, my God, I’m laughing my rear off here…
Hey ya’ll, don’t be making fun of that Levitra stuff. I took it and it made me look ten years younger. It made me so big and hard, it streched the wrinkles outta my face.
Ha! Bit of a hijack here, but is she the one on the Talk of the Nation bumpers who can’t say “This is NPR, National Public Radio” like a normal person? And instead says it something like “This is NPR… NATional PUBlic Radio”?
She’s on All Things Considered . . . Haven’t listened to it in years, but I still think of her as “that antibiotic lady . . .”
In the newspaper the other day, a small item mentioned that football hero Mike Ditka had been hired to “spokes” for the new impotence drug. The company originally had planned to hire a kicker for the spots, with the tagline, "It’s up! And it’s good !"
Ooh, you terrible terrible person ! I now have Mandarin Orange seltzer water up my nose. For shame !!!
:eek:
My job is done here.
And if you blame anyone, it’s all Eve’sfault. She brought it up first.
I don’t remember the name of the drug but I’ve been seeing a bunch of comercials on TV that picture a group of women standing in line with their shirts pulled up with writing on their tummies. I never have enough curiousity to write down the name so I can investigate but the fact that all the people in line are female makes me wonder whether the cramping and such being discusses is “hormonal” rather than “digestive” in nature, if you know what I mean. (and since I don’t believe I’m troubled by it anyway, I’m not really sure that I want to learn more about the condition that it is supposed to treat but still . . . )
You know, some days I love the SDMB more than others. This is definitely one of them.
Wait. Let me get this straight, ok? I can give a woman a small pill that will make her want to pull her shirt up?
I LOVE THIS COUNTRY !!!
Eve? Shirley was right. This is your fault.
The first one’s really dumb. The reason he can’t get the damn ball through the tire is because he never could. I mean, really. How many people can do that, anyway? It’s not as if he were some ex-NFL quarterback. “Dude. Did it ever occur to you that you simply suck ass?”
And the second one is interesting. Those pills slay me. I take one and all of a sudden I’m the most popular guy around? How does this happen, exactly? Does everyone see not only this shit-eating grin I’m wearing like a badge of honor but also this huge bulge in my pants? “Wow, check it out! He’s obviously on some kind of boner-inducing drug… let’s ask him what’s new!”
What’s really bizarre is being a non-TV watcher, and hearing these commercials on the radio. Not only can’t they tell you what the damned purple pill is for, but visual cues are obviously out as well.
So I’ve been scratching my head, wondering, “what do they think I’m gonna do - call up my doctor about each drug they advertise, just to see if, by sheer dumb luck, it might be something I need? Excuse me here, but I’ve got a life. Get back to me when you care to tell me what the drug’s for.”
I always hated the commercial for Procrit, which has an old man (I think an auctioneer) complaining that since he’s been on chemotherapy, his anemia has made him feel so bad that he can’t work.
Yeah. Apparently he forgot that he has cancer, and that just might be the reason he’s feeling so bad. Arrrghhh. At least you know what it treats before you start ridiculing the sappy way they’re pushing it.
At least their belly buttons aren’t singing. That was effin’ creepy.