Kitty in my lap,
Purrs loudly and is so warm,
I was in heat too
These are most excellent.
It is frightening to think of such intelligent dopers sitting there at their cubicles with visions of Hello Kitty swimming in their inner vision and counting on their fingers.
Popular pink pussy,
mouthless insatiable cat.
Pikachu wants some.
Ah, Hello Kitty.
I scream her name with passion
As I screw Garfield
For those who never experienced the glory that once was alt.sex.hello-kitty:
There’s a Hello Cthulhu icon halfway down that page, Mockingbird. This confirms something I’ve always suspected.
Cute pink stalking-horse
Looks so harmless to us now–
Broken minds later.
Ancient evil spawns
Silly pinkish merchandise.
Camouflage is fun!
Japanese schoolgirls
Drag their parents to the store.
Soon evil will feed.
Have no mouth, can’t eat
Have no anus, can’t excrete
But hey, surf’s up, dude!
The dog waits nearby
His “cat fud” sign on the wall
Can Kitty read it?
Dead, she waits and dreams
The cities of man shall fall,
Fear Kitty’s return!
That’s good, DocCathode! Can I use it on a T-shirt?
Kitties run and hide
they don’t want to be buggered
by men from Philly
You’re a sick puppy, Doc-but I like you, anyway 
If sold on web site,
I must get credit and shirt
My size- extra large
To fight the evil,
No sacrifice too large. I
Will send you email.
Hello Kitty hate
gives rise to business model
Fifth avenue is proud
Kitty with Green Beans?
Four dorrah ninety seven.
I deliver now.
And thus it begins.
Even revolt is rendered
Safe. Hello Kitty!
Strange Hello Kitty
Japanese people are weird
Oh wait, we have Cher
Warm Hello Kitty
Goes well with a side of fries
Hmmm, how many carbs?
Evil saluting cat
Living the endless summer -
Buried in the sand