A New Game: Flickr Photo Captions!

I propose a new game. Well not really a game, but something to generate some laughs.

I found a photo on flickr, basically at random, and it’s up to you to generate a caption.

annnnd… GO!

(after the 50th caption, that person has to post a NEW photo from flickr)

How do you get four people into a dryer?

Dryer Technician: “Well, there’s your problem!”

Alice longed for her younger days of the Looking Glass

She weighed 250 lbs. before she went in.

Judge rejects insurance claim for lack of “Do not wash or dry clothes on body” instructions on clothing.

After she moved out and her mom converted her former room to a craft workshop, Loretta got the feeling she wasn’t really welcome at home any more.

…BA DUMP da KLUMP da BUMUMUPP da FLUMP…

“Christ, what the hell is all the racket?!”

…BLUMP DA CRUMPDAFUMP DAA PLUMP da FLOMP da CRUMP…

“Honey?! Did you put a pair of shoes in the dryer or something?!”

… FUMPMAAOINFNKEPNKFNKBLNKDLEOPOAFKALMFMALFMLFMALMAAUMP…

“Honey?!?!?”

… BMBDPTOMMDMOTMPDBMPDTMBDOBMMOTMPBMPMDMOMTOMOBDMTOBDPUMP…

[get up from chair and walks downstairs] “Ugh!”

… DABBPDAPBPAPBPBBBUBMMBPBOASSDODPMAMAMBBMDUMPBAPOMBPAUMP…

sigh [opens dryer door]

“What the hell is-- HOLY FUCK!”

"Well, you see Billy, When a mommy dryer and daddy washing machine love each other, … "

“There has got to be an easier way to get these pants to fit better…”

Jackie was NOT losing any more damned socks!!!

WARNING: Do not put your girlfriend in the dryer. This may result in serious injury or death - yours, that is, once she’s done with you.