cmyk
#1
I propose a new game. Well not really a game, but something to generate some laughs.
I found a photo on flickr, basically at random, and it’s up to you to generate a caption.
annnnd… GO!
(after the 50th caption, that person has to post a NEW photo from flickr)
How do you get four people into a dryer?
cmyk
#3
Dryer Technician: “Well, there’s your problem!”
Alice longed for her younger days of the Looking Glass
cmyk
#5
She weighed 250 lbs. before she went in.
Lobsang
#6
Judge rejects insurance claim for lack of “Do not wash or dry clothes on body” instructions on clothing.
After she moved out and her mom converted her former room to a craft workshop, Loretta got the feeling she wasn’t really welcome at home any more.
cmyk
#8
…BA DUMP da KLUMP da BUMUMUPP da FLUMP…
“Christ, what the hell is all the racket?!”
…BLUMP DA CRUMPDAFUMP DAA PLUMP da FLOMP da CRUMP…
“Honey?! Did you put a pair of shoes in the dryer or something?!”
… FUMPMAAOINFNKEPNKFNKBLNKDLEOPOAFKALMFMALFMLFMALMAAUMP…
“Honey?!?!?”
… BMBDPTOMMDMOTMPDBMPDTMBDOBMMOTMPBMPMDMOMTOMOBDMTOBDPUMP…
[get up from chair and walks downstairs] “Ugh!”
… DABBPDAPBPAPBPBBBUBMMBPBOASSDODPMAMAMBBMDUMPBAPOMBPAUMP…
sigh [opens dryer door]
“What the hell is-- HOLY FUCK!”
cmyk
#9
"Well, you see Billy, When a mommy dryer and daddy washing machine love each other, … "
“There has got to be an easier way to get these pants to fit better…”
Jackie was NOT losing any more damned socks!!!
WARNING: Do not put your girlfriend in the dryer. This may result in serious injury or death - yours, that is, once she’s done with you.